Prepare to meet your dream tee, and then some. It's as soft as a cloud, light as a feather, and stretches just right. Universally comfortable and flattering? You bet. Now, we're not about that murder life, but we do find this tee pretty darn funny. Hands up (and into the shopping cart) if you can relate.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping